Thanks to Vice King for the tip about Chewbacca (my cousin, different spelling) becoming a naturalized US citizen. His email to also included a funny bit about a wookie running for president:
Reporter: So, Mr. Chewbacca - what is your stance on abortion?
Wookie: rrrrrrrr
Reporter: OK...how about foreign policy?
Wookie: (rips arms directly off reporter's shoulders and begins to bludgen reporter with them)
Good bit, but we all know it to be completely preposterous.
You must be a native born wookie to become President of the United States.
The Nice Jenkins will be playing tonight in Charlottesville at The Mellow Mushroom. Be there.
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