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For those of you who do obey when commanded library-style, ABC News wants you to send them eyewitness accounts of global warming. Eyewitness accounts of a phenomenom most closely identified with the melting of the polar ice caps. An everyday yarn. Like how a pattern of worldwide temperature increase has made your ice melt, well, just a little faster than it did when you were a youngster. Everybody seems just a little, well, taller than they did back then, too.

There is no proof of global warming.

Here is a chart of the record high and low temperatures by month and the cities in which they recorded for The Commonwealth of Virginia.

Feb.	84	1950	Clarksville	–30	1985	Mt. Lake Biological Station
March	87	1932	Roanoke	–29	1899	Monterey
April	96	1907	Arvonia	–15	1914	Burkes Garden
May	100	1925	Hopewell	0	1982	Floyd
June	105	1970	St. Paul*	15	1986	Marion
July	107	1934	Lincoln	26	1930	Burkes Garden
Aug.	110	1954	Balcony Falls	31	1926	Burkes Garden
Sept.	109	1983	Colonial Beach	31	1986	Big Meadows*
Oct.	108	1932	Lincoln	20	1989	Mt. Lake Biological Station
Nov.	101	1941	Walkerton	9	1952	Burkes Garden
Dec.	91	1971	Chincoteague Wildlife Refuge	–3	1970	Partlow
	85	1998	Colonial Beach	–27	1917	Blacksburg*

Here are some mean temperatures in Farenheit for Virginia as provided by The NCDC

1901 - 53.7
1911 - 56
1921 - 57.6
1931 - 56.9
1941 - 56.1
1951 - 55.7
1961 - 55
1971 - 55.4
1981 - 53.9
1991 - 57.2
2001 - 55.7

The average of this sample? 55.7F

So how has global warming affected me? I drink more now...I guess because it's hotter.