Where's The Cadillac?

Holy Jesus.

Having no job can be, at times, its own reward. Then, on special days like today, Jesus himself reminds you that a full work day limits by a third the amount of time you would have to look at supermodels in small bathing suits...

...Or paint.

I promise you, dear reader, that I will not rest until I have seen every picture posted on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition's super-special website. That, friend, is my job today.

Thank you Jesus.

And The Superficial for the tip.