- I hate major-label movie soundtrack remakes of old songs that were good and now might as well have be featured in used car commercials.
- I hate every product of the teen pop diva era, especially now that people are sick of their auto-tuned Swedish electronic drivel and they can do what they've wanted to do all along: Be truck-stop strippers.
- I hate fake breasts. Seriously. I hate the stretched skin in between them. I hate the clear distinction between them and all other matter around them. I hate how they turn the breasts into two completely separate entities, when it the togetherness of the two that truly give them their power (yeah, I'm looking at you, Johnny-Boy...)
Taking all of the above into account, I should hate this brand new video from the upcoming Dukes of Hazard movie. (Thanks, Super.)
I don't.
Have a good weekend.
Mine will be spent reconciling my values with who I really am.
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