"I'll have two bloody marys, please." Author receives bloodys, produces a 10.
"That'll be $14."
"But they're two for one, no?"
"Yeah, but that's per person."
Long stare by author.
Yesterday's brunch at The Lodge in Williamsburg was perfect.
Dare I say it, wooks and wookettes -
5 of 5.
The service was wonderful.
The waitress independently verified my suspicion that, yes, the hollandaise that morning was pushing past all specified means. The eggs were apparently poached not by mortals, but demigods whose sole mission on this, this Wasteland, is bene-fection.
The bloodys were spot on and 2 for 1.
All for $15.
The Lodge is, as of right now, the hands-down best brunch in the 5 boroughs.
The Lodge
318 Grand @ Havemeyer
Brooklyn, NY G-MAP
718.486.9400