They say Australia is the land of criminals.
Well, I say that it is. And I'll say it right to the face of any man from The Land Down Under that's at least two inches shorter than me and looks like he'd return a blow (grow up) with an open hand and a squeal. I'll also say it directly behind the backs of any Australians who don't fit said description.
And children.
I mean orphans.
Speaking of orphans and criminals, here's the story of a woman arrested for crushing beer cans between her breasts and her friend who was arrested for hanging nipples off her spoons.
One minute...ah...I said that wrong. Figure it out, teeny boppers and Donny and Marie fans.
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