GREATEST STORY FROM THE SH*TTIEST SPORTS TOWN IN AMERICAThe Washington Post is reporting that the toothless hooker girlfriend of a an Eagles fan decided to show her dedication to her meth-dealing boyfriend's favorite franchise during Sunday's game:
In the fourth quarter, (Clinton) Portis's mother, Rhonnel Hearn, was sitting in the end zone at Lincoln Financial Field with Portis's stepfather and some friends when an Eagles fan apparently tossed a beer on the group. Portis's mother responded by punching the woman in the face, Portis said.
Nothing available to me on this mortal coil could make me happier than seeing a female Eagles fan bleeding from her face.
Except a win on Saturday. Go 'Skins.
ODDS AREWOOKIEMANIA does not endorse gambling or suggest that anyone who reads this publication gamble, but if you happen to be in Las Vegas, or the Cayman Islands, or Monte Carlo (for the Wookiemania Sports Car and International Heiress Extravaganza) the smart money this weekend is on:
Washington (+2.5) at Tampa Bay
Patriots (+7.5) hosting Jacksonville
Cincinnati (+3) hosting Pittsburgh
Carolina (+3) at New Jersey
That's right, baby. All the dogs. Every single one.
