Uncle Charlie's Smokehouse

"There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol." -Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, 1932

My time and efforts of late have been poured into what is possibly the most wonderful place in the history of Earth to drink beer and eat what are, by any and every estimation I've encountered, the greatest chicken wings ever to be eaten by mortals.

We'll be featuring every* game of the upcoming NFL season, continuing our run of fantastic music on Friday and Saturday nights (thanks to booking agent extraordinaire Al "The Pineapple" Hinton) and dancing our asses off on Wednesday nights at a weekly dance party so special that it actually has incited wars in several former British protectorates.

Follow this link for updates, coupons, and band schedules.

Or go get f*cked.

Why We'll Win

"We've had too much success in this offense, in San Diego, St. Louis, Kansas City over the past 26 years to not be confident of this process." Al Saunders, Washington Redskins Assistant Head Coach - Offense

Yeah, I Was In High School Band

So what, motherf*cker?

Chris Cooley as Author of This Blog