A New Hope

With no more job to stand in its author's way, one of the greatest blogs ever to owe its origins to both the owners of every lot's three-legged dog population and bass-playing extra-terrestrials, WOOKIEMANIA returns. For the fourth time.

What should you expect as a reader of WOOKIEMANIA? Well -

Interviews with celebrities!!!

Poetry!!!

Pictures of Christy Turlington from the early to late 90's!!!

Pictures of the author from the mid-oo's!!!

All of this without the use of his laptop's factory "Enter" key. For now.

This blog will no longer be featuring brunch reviews. Now that the author is jobless and soon to be extremely indigent, he can no longer afford, and thusly no longer wants to talk about foie-gras wrapped in seared Serrano ham served with a perfectly over-easy egg over homemade brioche. Thank you, Mas.

Thank you.

The rest -

I am going to try to listen to 100 albums in 100 days. More about that later.

The Nice Jenkins are poised to dominate the world. We're going to help them, right?

Go 'Skins.