Robert Royal Must Die

I'm serious as a heart attack about this sh*t.

Outside of various clutch grabs in Madden '03-'06 vs. the Philadelphia Eagles, I don't think I've ever seen this guy catch a pass.

Holy God in f*cking heaven.

Finally - Mark Brunell, Santana Moss, Chris Cooley, Shawn Taylor, Joe Gibbs, Shawn Springs, LaVar, Joe Gibbs and a lot of other guys on this football team are really fun to watch.

And this guy Royal, who has been ripping my colon through my throat for f*cking years now, goes and drops three passes.

...

Go 'Skins.

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b) Robert Royal has a happy and productive rest of his life, as long as it's lived out for another team. Preferably the Cowboys.