As Presi-editor-man of Wookiemania, I feel the need to address a couple of things pertaining to the site. I will also be practicing my rhetorical question dialogue exercises at the same time:
DUDE: Why haven't you posted more than an article a week in, like, two months, brah?
KING OF ALL WOOKIES: Wookies hibernate. Duh. Gotta get ready for the New Years run, right brah?
DUDE: Brah - Sick! You goin' to Panic in the ATL? What about John Brown's Body in Balti...
KOAW: (interrupting) Stay on topic.
DUDE: Totally, man. My bad.........OK...um, hang on, dude...What were we talking about?
KOWA: The Chernobyl Flying Donkey Dance Parade.
DUDE: Really?
KOAW: No. We were talking about Wookiemania.
DUDE: Really? 'Cause I heard they were gonna play the side stage at the 'Roo this year...
KOAW: ...
DUDE: Nah. Seriously, brah - CFDDP opened, like, four dates on...
KOAW: Shut up. Please. I hate the phrase "shut up". It's dismissive and cruel. In this case, however, please, shut up.
DUDE: Whatever, brah. You're such a hater.
KOAW: Moving along, fervent readers may have noticed that the subtitle on the header of the site is still a link to the Katrina donations page for the Red Cross. This is no mistake, and is actually extremely important at this time of year. The supply at food banks across the country is taxed this time every year, and the increased stress on the national banks who diverted so much of their resources to the Gulf Coast region in September will need extra income and food to meet the gap.
Dude: Hey, man. That was Ohhhhh K. Maybe your not so bad...
KOAW: Mikey Houser's guitar sounds better today than it did, say, I don't know...three years ago.
Dude: F*ck you.
Happy Holidays, wooksters.
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