Keep reading. This is not it.
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Ever seen a blind person smoke a cigarette? It weirds me way out.
What the fuck kind of sense does that make?
They can't see how cool they look. They can't see people instantly respecting them for their danger.
If scientists and my comic books agree, then these renegade blinds (definitely the preferred nomenclature, dude) must think cigarettes smell REALLY great in their clothes and hair.
Maybe there's a scent contained in cigarettes that your average sighty can't wrap his olfactory around and it's the most blissful thing in the universe.
Perhaps it's a million praying mantises all doing tai chi while humming a three-part harmony of "American Tune" around the bed you awake in next to this girl on top of the Sound of Music mountain still pretty drunk on a Sunday as she whispers, "Do you like brunch?" in your ear:
Yes, yes. That must be it.
