New Boyfriend Store

I used to warn an ex-girlfriend that, believe it or not, it could be worse. 

I even had a name for "it". "It" was called "The New Boyfriend Store". (Yours truly had come at one of those red tag sale event deals, where she doesn't even remember how much she saved. But it was alot.)

Trying to glean some focus from the disappearing afternoon and thinking of her, I happened upon an ad from said retailer and wanted to share it with you: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bar/632467761.html