Dear Trey,Went to the Stones concert in Charlottesville. You didn't play with them. Wha happun?
-Allah Akbar (guy who called in the bomb threat)
Dearest Akbar,
Keef threatened to saw my dick off with his guitar pick if I got anywhere near the stage.
-Trey

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Allah Akbar's SECOND call to the authorities went something like this: "NO! I said that the Sones ARE the BOMB!!"
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