5.31.2005

An Open Letter to the Former Guitar Player of Phish

Dear Ernest,

Sorry to hear that your Summer Tour got cancelled. When I heard, I assumed it was because of the stupid name the promoters gave it, but, as it turns out, you didn't sell any tickets. Again, that's too bad.

Remember when you sold out entire tours with your old band all year long? Yeah, that was cool. People would even drive through the night to see that band's show the next day. Now, it looks like nobody cares about the band you're in, because if they did, your tour wouldn't have been cancelled because of poor ticket sales.

I know that it's difficlt to speculate on these types of things, but let's ask the question, "Why do you think that not enough people bought tickets, making the promoters cancel your entire Summer Tour?"

Boy, man. There could be a lot of reasons:
Ernest, these are only four reasons that I can think of that your tour got cancelled. However - I will be just a little constructive and give you a good hint on how to not get your next tour cancelled:


Here he is.

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