5.05.2005

The Rolling Stones in Charlottesville?!?

Why are there people calling me from local media outlets asking if I can verify that the Rolling Stones are going to play a concert in Charlottesville?

I am but a simple creature, convered in fur.

But if I were a betting wookie, I'd say no way. The Captain's stable is growing, but I would bet that Keeeeeeef'd tell him to f*ck right off.

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