Apparently, the Corner Bodo's is going to open.
I think that's f*cking great.
For those of you who have to dial a (434) before hollerin', Bodo's is a locally-owned bagel store with two locations in Charlottesville. They serve sandwiches or traditional bagels by the dozen with about as many cream cheeses to match (don't sleep on the olive CC on a salt bagel, son.)
The Corner has been helping Wahoo students get obliterated drunk (bless you, Google, for finding that link) for almost a century. There's been a "COMING SOON" sign on the Corner Bodo's window for as long as I've been here, and most people would probably tell you the same thing.
When the Corner Bodo's opens it will be a mob scene, a smashing success, and in direct contradiciton with my view of the future. You see, the very same publication that broke the Bodo's story once employed a cock-sucker named James Graham. (click here for a picture)
Ooops...outta time kids. But if you want some slander and libel, come back to tomrrow.
Believe me. You don't want to upset a wookie.
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