I'm #1

Yes, ladies and gentlemen...it is The King of All Wookies, the good Doctor himself, that possesses the ticket from the first order ever at the Corner Bodo's.

I will shortly post the #1 ticket, from 7:01AM. I may save one or two of the two dozen bagels, you know, to throw at cars, but the rest are a feast that I invite all to attend.

The hole story will also be posted later in the day, but I have selected an excerpt from the memoir that I am especially pleased with:

"F*ck you, James Graham."